#22 Got fired from my lab job on the last day of a sample-heavy six-month-long project. This is how many samples I processed myself. I was going to do a game where the closest guess as to how many samples I processed won 50 Munchkins. Never got to do it.

My “position had been eliminated” because they weren’t willing to wait long enough to train me to a higher position. Jokes on them, their listing on Indeed for the person supposed to replace me is still up 3 months later.