75. I haven’t talked to my wife in a week. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
76. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
77. I went to see my dentist and he warned me it was going to hurt. He ended up telling me he was having an affair with my wife.
78. My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest.
