You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails

58. I was at the bank making a deposit and the woman next to me asked if she could check her balance. So, I pushed her over.

59. Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield? Everywhere.

60. My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.