83. My wife says making love is even better on vacation. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
84. The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to upset you.
85. Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever’s bugging you.
86. My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
87. My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
