You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails
105. People asked me to explain why I have a lot of skeletons in my closet. I keep them there because they can’t fit under the bed anymore, and I’m too lazy to throw them out.
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106. Son: “Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?” Dad: “Don’t be silly, son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.”
107. Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” It’s a wonderful saying, but a horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
