108. Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to hit you. That’s the punch line.
109. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
110. Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they’re dead.
111. What did the ancient Roman say after a lion ate his wife? “Gladiator.”
112. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
