You Laugh, You Lose: Dark Humor Jokes So Savage, Everyone Over 30 Instantly Fails
123. A major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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124. When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken. “Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
